Exasperanto?

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Darkgamma » 24 Sep 2011 19:28

ⁿ#ʰah˩˥ - I felt unexpectedly nice
&ʰeeh˩˥ - Screw ya suckers!
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Zontas » 24 Sep 2011 19:46

we need a liquidized anal plosive [of any tone]

/&ˡ˩/ "FUCK YOU!, FUCK YOUR FUCKING FUCKOFF FUCKFAWD FICKWEED FAMILY, AND FEEL FREE TO RAPE AND TORTURE ME 'CAUSE THE GOVERMENT CONSIDERS THIS SELF-DEFENSE"

colloqually; "YES, YOU MAY INDEED, SHIT ON THE CARPET"
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by eldin raigmore » 24 Sep 2011 22:19

Helios wrote:we need a liquidized anal plosive [of any tone]

/&ˡ˩/ "FUCK YOU!, FUCK YOUR FUCKING FUCKOFF FUCKFAWD FICKWEED FAMILY, AND FEEL FREE TO RAPE AND TORTURE ME 'CAUSE THE GOVERMENT CONSIDER THIS SELF-DEFENSE"

colloqually; "YES, YOU MAY INDEED, SHIT ON THE CARPET"
I believe this proposal may be most in the spirit of Exasperanto, so far. :mrgreen:

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Xing » 24 Sep 2011 22:46

For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Darkgamma » 24 Sep 2011 23:10

xingoxa wrote:For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?
Hmm, I haven't thought of that.
Helios wrote:we need a liquidized anal plosive [of any tone]

/&ˡ˩/ "FUCK YOU!, FUCK YOUR FUCKING FUCKOFF FUCKFAWD FICKWEED FAMILY, AND FEEL FREE TO RAPE AND TORTURE ME 'CAUSE THE GOVERMENT CONSIDER THIS SELF-DEFENSE"

colloqually; "YES, YOU MAY INDEED, SHIT ON THE CARPET"
Lol @ liquid reference
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Xing » 24 Sep 2011 23:13

Darkgamma wrote:
xingoxa wrote:For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?
Hmm, I haven't thought of that.
It wouldn't be impossible to communicate. Just a bit complicated. You'll have to plan a few hours in advance and eat the right stuff. "hmmm... in XX hours I'd like to say that word, therefore I have to eat YY, to get that smell"

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Darkgamma » 24 Sep 2011 23:29

xingoxa wrote:
Darkgamma wrote:
xingoxa wrote:For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?
Hmm, I haven't thought of that.
It wouldn't be impossible to communicate. Just a bit complicated. You'll have to plan a few hours in advance and eat the right stuff. "hmmm... in XX hours I'd like to say that word, therefore I have to eat YY, to get that smell"
Of course, that's perfectly logical and Exasperantish
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Chagen » 24 Sep 2011 23:43

xingoxa wrote:
Darkgamma wrote:
xingoxa wrote:For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?
Hmm, I haven't thought of that.
It wouldn't be impossible to communicate. Just a bit complicated. You'll have to plan a few hours in advance and eat the right stuff. "hmmm... in XX hours I'd like to say that word, therefore I have to eat YY, to get that smell"
Oh my god

This is the funniest topic I have ever read in a forum
Nūdenku waga honji ma naku honyasi ne ika-ika ichamase!
female-appearance=despite boy-voice=PAT hold boy-youth=TOP very be.cute-3PL
Honyasi zō honyasi ma naidasu.
boy-youth=AGT boy-youth=PAT love.romantically-3S

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Darkgamma » 25 Sep 2011 00:00

Chagen wrote:
xingoxa wrote:It wouldn't be impossible to communicate. Just a bit complicated. You'll have to plan a few hours in advance and eat the right stuff. "hmmm... in XX hours I'd like to say that word, therefore I have to eat YY, to get that smell"
Oh my god

This is the funniest topic I have ever read in a forum
Translated to Exasperanto:

/#rrk¡!&ˡ #ʰeχ˥˨˥ɛʃ˩˦˨.ⁿ#ˡɬyǂ/
English approximation: <Fart rrk tut-tsk crap fortisfart eeh!? E-esh! Mmh Mmnh! Tut-diarrhealhü-tsk>
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Zontas » 25 Sep 2011 03:52

[HOLD THAT SHIT! (is my new catchphrase,but anyway let's get back to the thread)]


HOLD THAT SHIT!


some laws


all foreign consonants translated as urination or liquidized anal plosive.

if we're going by odor let's allow only people with really bad synthesia to take governing positions above 'Assistant Manger for any McDonald's".

A Joel Schumacher clone with a lobotomy (Lobolo) shall direct all forms of active visual media.
Collected samples of people's feces are the stars of said media.

*a spam e-mail sent me their once
All other visual media must qualify for Rule34booru* 'perfection of story' standards.

Everyone wears lead,inward-spike genitalia guards at all times.

A PCP-addict Lobolo firefighter armed on the job with a katana is Exasperantoza's sole permitted emergency relief unit member.

toilets are despized in favor of nearby family members

Exasperantoza is [and will always be] as big as Macau but needs a manditory 3million population.

other available jobs include; family member
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Ear of the Sphinx » 25 Sep 2011 11:33

You remind me the jokelang I made for April Fools' Day 2011.
It had obligatory initial stop, two other consonants: fricative and trill and their syllabic counterparts in three tones and nonodour-odour distinction indicated on stop:

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Thread on the CBB:
http://www.aveneca.com/cbb/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1956

Original thread (in Polish):
http://www.conlanger.fora.pl/conlangi,2 ... ,3420.html

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It's named bv̄bv́v.

There are no basic pronouns but possessive suffixes:
1sg: -(v)ŕr; 1pl: -(v)ŕrŕ
2sg: -(v)r̀r; 2pl: -(v)r̀rr̀
3sg/pl: -(r̄)vr̄

For personal pronouns, noun br̄vŕr (buttocks) is used:
1sg: br̄vŕrŕr; 1pl: br̄vŕrŕrŕ
2sg: br̄vŕrr̀r; 2pl: br̄vŕrr̀rr̀
3sg/pl: br̄vŕrr̄vr̄

Relations are expressed with auxiliary verb mr̄r (originally: to shit; then: to give):

1sg: mr̄ŕ (w/o object); mr̄rŕ (refl.); mr̄vŕ (with object)
2sg: mr̄r̀ (w/o object); mr̄rr̀ (refl.); mr̄vr̀ (with object)
1pl: mr̄ŕrŕ (w/o object); mr̄rŕrŕ (refl.); mr̄vŕrŕ (with object)
2pl: mr̄r̀rr̀ (w/o object); mr̄rr̀rr̀ (refl.); mr̄vr̀rr̀ (with object)
3sg/pl: mr̄r̄ (w/o object); mr̄rr̄ (refl.); mr̄v́ (with 1pers as object); mr̄v̀ (with 2pers as object); mr̄v̄ (with 3pers as object)

Receiver is marked with brv̀ postposition:
mr̄vŕ bv́rŕv̀ br̄vŕrr̀r brv̀
"I love you" (lit. "I give love to you")

Reflexive voice can be used for characteristic and actions with unknown agent:
mr̄rr̀ bv́rŕv̀vŕr
"You are my love" (lit. "You give yourself my love")
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Xing » 25 Sep 2011 17:23

thaen wrote:*likes*

or the voiced implosive voluntary anal stop /(IPA needed/?
Does it make sense to speak of anals as "voiced" or "unvoiced"? How many of you guys have vocal cords in your arses?

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Ànradh » 25 Sep 2011 19:48

xingoxa wrote:
thaen wrote:*likes*

or the voiced implosive voluntary anal stop /(IPA needed/?
Does it make sense to speak of anals as "voiced" or "unvoiced"? How many of you guys have vocal cords in your arses?
I think it's actually a requirment for politicians here in the UK...
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by eldin raigmore » 25 Sep 2011 20:24

The script is wonderful! :-D

Milyamd wrote:You remind me the jokelang I made for April Fools' Day 2011.
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Original thread (in Polish):
http://www.conlanger.fora.pl/conlangi,2 ... ,3420.html
Makes me wish I knew Polish. :-(

Milyamd wrote:It's named bv̄bv́v. ....
There are no basic pronouns but possessive suffixes: ....
For personal pronouns, noun br̄vŕr (buttocks) is used: ....
Relations are expressed with auxiliary verb mr̄r (originally: to shit; then: to give): ....
Receiver is marked with brv̀ postposition: ....
Reflexive voice can be used for characteristic and actions with unknown agent: ....
All very entertaining! :-) The examples (I snipped out to save space) are probably the most entertaining part.
8-)

Darkgamma wrote:
xingoxa wrote:For the anal phonemes - are different odours supposed to be contrastive?
It wouldn't be impossible to communicate. Just a bit complicated. You'll have to plan a few hours in advance and eat the right stuff. "hmmm... in XX hours I'd like to say that word, therefore I have to eat YY, to get that smell"

Of course, that's perfectly logical and Exasperantish
What Darkgamma said.

Helios wrote:[HOLD THAT SHIT! (is my new catchphrase,but anyway let's get back to the thread)]
Good point.

Helios wrote:all foreign consonants translated as urination or liquidized anal plosive.
I don't think so; as Micamo pointed out there are other non-oral ways to make sounds or otherwise emit noticeable things from the body.

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Darkgamma » 25 Sep 2011 22:36

/#a&krkɮ¡ !&ˡ* #ʰyχ˥˨˥ɛʃ˩˦˨/!

*Liquid anal click
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Re: Exasperanto?

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eldin raigmore wrote:I don't think so; as Micamo pointed out there are other non-oral ways to make sounds or otherwise emit noticeable things from the body.
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by eldin raigmore » 26 Sep 2011 20:25

Micamo wrote:
eldin raigmore wrote:I don't think so; as Micamo pointed out there are other non-oral ways to make sounds or otherwise emit noticeable things from the body.

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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Zumir » 27 Sep 2011 02:56

Wan't there a culture over at the ZBB where certain religious groups greeted each other via genital rubs?
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by thaen » 27 Sep 2011 23:27

Zumir wrote:Wan't there a culture over at the ZBB where certain religious groups greeted each other via genital rubs?
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Re: Exasperanto?

Post by Sankon » 28 Sep 2011 06:17

Zumir wrote:Wan't there a culture over at the ZBB where certain religious groups greeted each other via genital rubs?
Relevant: this.

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