Famous CBB Quotes Thread

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Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Visinoid » 21 Nov 2011 18:23

Since ZBB has its own quote thread, I wanted to add one for this forum too. :D

When you see someone saying something silly, put it here.

Ex: There is no example, deal with it. :3

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Thakowsaizmu » 21 Nov 2011 19:45

Visinoid wrote:Since ZBB has its own quote thread, I wanted to add one for this forum too. :D

When you see someone saying something silly, put it here.
[>:D]

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Ànradh » 21 Nov 2011 20:35

Visinoid wrote:Since ZBB has its own quote thread, I wanted to add one for this forum too. :D

When you see someone saying something silly, put it here.

Ex:
eldin raigmore wrote:
Ceresz wrote:These are the vowel phonemes:
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Your phonology has way too many front-vowel phonemes and way too few central-vowel phonemes. I advise you to re-do your 'lang with a more symmetrical arrangement of most front-vowels being matched by back-vowels at the same "height" (closeness), and also with some more central-vowels (though not as many as back-vowels).

Also, your front-vowels are too concentrated in the "closer" section of the chart; it looks like nearly all the vowels that are front of center are also closer than open-mid. If you're going to have that many front- and near-front-vowels, you should spread them out more and have more of them be near-open and open and open-mid.

Are you aware that the name of your conlang is in fact the name of an actual natlang?
The unfortunate effect of posting this out-of-context is that this makes eldin look like a twit rather than a joker. :|
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Visinoid » 21 Nov 2011 23:19

It wasn't intended that way. -_- I haven't come up with the idea, I've stolen it from ZBB. :|

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by eldin raigmore » 30 Nov 2011 01:34

Trailsend wrote:

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if (isNeeded(getFurtherInfo(getResponse(question)))) {
     eldinRaigmore();
}
[:$] Thanks, Trailsend! [<3]

(the unfortunate thing about posting this out-of-context is that it makes me look like even more of an attention-whore than I am.)

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Trailsend » 30 Nov 2011 01:37

eldin raigmore wrote:(the unfortunate thing about posting this out-of-context is that it makes me look like even more of an attention-whore than I am.)
[xD]

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Trailsend » 03 Dec 2011 23:48

MONOBA wrote:
Pirka wrote:"Bear cups"? [:S]
Little cups made to hold bears. You place the bear in the cup. This holds the bear.
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by míkl » 03 Dec 2011 23:54

To do with that ^^
MONOBA wrote:Also Image
Unrelatedly:
eldin raigmore wrote:
míkl wrote:Hello.
Hello.
How are you?
I’m good.
How are you?
I’m good.
What’s your name?
My name is Mark. What’s your name?
My name is Anna.
How old are you?
I’m 30 years old. You?
28.

Maybe you'd better mention to your psychotherapist that you have two ages and two genders talking to one another in your head. [:P] [;)] :mrgreen:
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by MONOBA » 09 Dec 2011 20:17

BEAR CUP!

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Micamo » 09 Dec 2011 20:22

Trailsend wrote:

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if (isNeeded(getFurtherInfo(getResponse(question)))) {
     eldinRaigmore();
}
Am I the only person who's very bothered by how nesting getFurtherInfo() and isNeeded() that way would almost certainly return a type error?
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Ceresz » 09 Dec 2011 20:26

Lodhas wrote: The unfortunate effect of posting this out-of-context is that this makes eldin look like a twit rather than a joker. :|
I still can't believe I didn't get the joke at first >_>. Still makes me laugh though.

Oh, and I sure love my Bear Cups.

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Trailsend » 09 Dec 2011 22:16

Micamo wrote:
Trailsend wrote:

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if (isNeeded(getFurtherInfo(getResponse(question)))) {
     eldinRaigmore();
}
Am I the only person who's very bothered by how nesting getFurtherInfo() and isNeeded() that way would almost certainly return a type error?
[xD]

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typedef struct { ??? } Information;
public String getResponse(String question);
public Information getFurtherInfo(String statement);
public bool isNeeded(Information info);
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Avo » 12 Dec 2011 21:23

xingoxa wrote:
rickardspaghetti in the translations subforum wrote:You've been playing Skyrim, I see. [B)]
You know the new rules. You should provide glosses and preferably also IPA/X-SAMPA. I don't even know the name of this lang. It is very Englishy, indeed - in fact, most of the words in the sentence are also valid English words....

Since you have no glosses, we have to guess what you mean.

"Skyrim" and "I" are both capitalised, does it mean they are nominals? And maybe "You've" also? Is the apostrophe a letter (a glottal stop or something?) Or does it have a some grammatical function? Does it perhaps mark "ve" as a clitic?

Suppose your sentence mean something like "They told me about dragons". There are three nominals - "they", "me" and "dragons". Perhaps "ve" is the plural marker.

"You've" would then be "dragons". Since the two word, "I see", is separated from the rest of the sentence by a comma, I guess it less important in some sense.

My guess for a gloss is this:

You've been playing Skyrim, I see.
you-ve been play-ing Sky-rim, I see
dragons.PL about tell-PST 1SG-DAT, 3PL did
"Dragons about told me, they did"

Am I wrong? Again, if you don't provide glosses, it's really hard.

And I still have no idea about how to pronounce that sentence.

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by eldin raigmore » 13 Dec 2011 01:47

That's funny! [:D]

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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Aszev » 26 Jan 2012 09:30

Micamo wrote:Well of course the hypothesis is not that that's what you consciously think; That's not what evolutionary psychology is about. When you taste a chocolate bar you don't think "Hey, the fat reserves I can make from this will come in handy in an emergency" you think "Mmm, chocolate!"
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by Zontas » 06 Jan 2013 06:11

Micamo wrote:
jamesarthur wrote:The Dzoma see themselves as a pure people on Earth for a reason, and they believe that outside influence is corrupting to that purity, so they intentionally avoid external cultural influences. In addition, their culture is such that they're very accepting of their own circumstances, and don't have a particular lust to change or have new things.
So, basically they're the KKK.
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by decem » 06 Jan 2013 17:09

Visinoid wrote:I've stolen it from ZBB. :|
Because CBB is better?
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by eldin raigmore » 10 Jan 2013 03:48

Micamo wrote:
jamesarthur wrote:The Dzoma see themselves as a pure people on Earth for a reason, and they believe that outside influence is corrupting to that purity, so they intentionally avoid external cultural influences. In addition, their culture is such that they're very accepting of their own circumstances, and don't have a particular lust to change or have new things.
So, basically they're the KKK.
Or the North Koreans, or the Piraha, or the pre-revolutionary Chinese.

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CBB quotes that put a smile on your face

Post by Khemehekis » 14 Jul 2013 03:13

This is a thread to highlight little things people wrote on the CBB that put a smile on your face today.

As for today, I'd like to quote this one from Sasquatch:
Sasquatch wrote: I don't know of any natlangs that do this. But it is an idea I've been kicking around for a while for my language.
Cat-ABL move ball-PAT dog-ALL
That would tell you the ball was moved from the cat to the dog. Volition marking would then clarify whether the cat gave the ball to the dog or the dog took the ball from the cat. Volition could even tell you if the cat forced the dog to take the ball. Putting the ball in an Instrumental case might even create the sense that the cat threw the ball at the dog rather than gave it to him. I suppose it's possible even to mark it so that the ball rolled from the cat to the dog "on its own" (down a hill, or moved by the wind?)

This is the sort of thing that makes me giggle. I love cases taking the semantic weight off of verbs.
Edit: Modicone: Topic merged. We already have this thread.
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Re: Famous CBB Quotes Thread

Post by decem » 14 Jul 2013 19:52

Avo wrote:What does this have to do with anything?
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