Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by rickardspaghetti » 24 Mar 2013 05:29

Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
そうだ。死んでいる人も勃起することが出来る。
俺はその証だ。
Spoiler:
Ǧ Š Ȟ Ž Č

ǧ š ŋ ȟ ž č
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Zumir » 24 Mar 2013 17:28

rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Phhh... just like a Canaanite. You're almost as bad as the damn Sumerians.
Wa mnew yiHegolech.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by hubris_incalculable » 24 Mar 2013 17:44

Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Phhh... just like a Canaanite. You're almost as bad as the damn Sumerians.
Spoken like a true Akkadian. Pound it, bro!
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<áéíóú>

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Shrdlu » 24 Mar 2013 17:55

rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Filisté är ett finare sätt att säga att någon är obildad.
I kill threads!

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by rickardspaghetti » 24 Mar 2013 19:50

Shrdlu wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Filisté är ett nedlåtande sätt att säga att någon är obildad.
Fixade den åt dig där. [:)]
そうだ。死んでいる人も勃起することが出来る。
俺はその証だ。
Spoiler:
Ǧ Š Ȟ Ž Č

ǧ š ŋ ȟ ž č
:swe: [:D] :vgtl: [:D] :eng: [:)] :ita: [:|] :lkt: [:'(]

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Lambuzhao » 24 Mar 2013 20:57

hubris_incalculable wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Phhh... just like a Canaanite. You're almost as bad as the damn Sumerians.
Spoken like a true Akkadian. Pound it, bro!
kalab ašṭu šumerim !
dog-CONSTRUCT stiff.necked-NOM Sumer-GEN
stubborn Sumerian dog!
{Who am I insulting? I've lost track.}

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by eldin raigmore » 25 Mar 2013 01:51

I shall simulate typing this clause with my eyes closed several times.

U sgakk sunykate ttoubg tgus ckayse wutg lnt etes ckised severak tunes,
O sja;; so,i;ate tu[omg tjos c;aise wotj ,u eues c;psed severa; to,es/
* syaoo s8juoate typ8ht th8s coa7se w8ty jy eyes co9sed severao t8jesl
K sna.. sk j.ateth;kngtnks c.ajse wktn h ehes c.lsed severa. tk es

I dhsll dimulsyr yypirn yhid vlsudr eiyh my ryrd vlodrf drbrtsl yimrd.
I ahLL AIMULrw rypinf rhiaa xlUAW QIRH MY WYWA XLOAWS AWCWEl rimwa.
I WHQLL WIMULQT3 5YPINT 5HIW DLQUW3 2I5H MY 3Y3W DLOW3E W3F34QL 5IM3W.
I xhzll ximulzgd gypinb ghix lzuxd sigh my dydx loxdc xd dfzl gimdx.

It gave my spell-checker a real workout.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Zumir » 25 Mar 2013 02:21

Lambuzhao wrote:
hubris_incalculable wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Zumir wrote:
rickardspaghetti wrote:
Micamo wrote:What can change the nature of a mare?
MLP quote?
Why... you PHILISTINE! [O.O]
Are we namedropping ancient civilizations now? :wat:
Phhh... just like a Canaanite. You're almost as bad as the damn Sumerians.
Spoken like a true Akkadian. Pound it, bro!
kalab ašṭu šumerim !
dog-CONSTRUCT stiff.necked-NOM Sumer-GEN
stubborn Sumerian dog!
{Who am I insulting? I've lost track.}
Why, the Hittites of course! Haven't you been paying attention?
Wa mnew yiHegolech.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Chagen » 25 Mar 2013 02:29

Let me try...

I shall simkulate tping out this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall siulate typin out this clause with me eyes closed several times.

I shall siulate typing oit this clause with my eyes closed several times.

...Woah. I'm a better typist than I thought. I don't even use touch-typing, I move my hands around the keyboard in my own ghetto style.
Nūdenku waga honji ma naku honyasi ne ika-ika ichamase!
female-appearance=despite boy-voice=PAT hold boy-youth=TOP very be.cute-3PL
Honyasi zō honyasi ma naidasu.
boy-youth=AGT boy-youth=PAT love.romantically-3S

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Zumir » 25 Mar 2013 03:28

Ooh, this looks too fun to miss. Let me try:
Rgis, is a ^ppr atte,^t tp tiê sp,ethomg woth ,y eies c;psedé Jpw dod O dp.

Oh... well then. I offer a gadjillion dollars to whoever can guess what this was supposed to mean.

Edit: Wait, looks like I accidentally set my keyboard to French. Let's give this another try:
Rgks js het anlther atte,[t tp tu[e eoth ,y eues c;psed/ Jer's hp[omg!

*Sigh* You know what, never mind.
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Micamo » 25 Mar 2013 05:06

I shall simulate typing this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing this clause with my eyes closed several times.

You know those little nubs on the f and j keys, guys? Feel for them to find your place on the keyboard. That's what they're there for! Still typing with eyes closed, by the way.
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by ol bofosh » 25 Mar 2013 08:09

Oa, trupomg woth mu eyes xloswd,

O shall so,mulare tupo,g rhos xclause woth my rir closed sevrtsñ tol,ea.

I did better than I thought I would. Some of those are recognisable as the words I was trying to type!

Noiew I am thñk gh to fingertfdlyu buyt eiyhout looking. O cam actiually gelel my fingers toyuch to leid st a to,e, sop tjhereps bpoiunf tp e ,osyslred.
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Now I am typing two fingeredly but without looking. I can actually feel my fingers touch two keys at a time, so there's bound to be mistakes.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Micamo » 25 Mar 2013 08:54

The trick to typing with two fingers is to feel for the homerow nubs and count the distance your fingers move by sliding them across the keys. It's not the fastest method but it works.
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Testyal » 25 Mar 2013 09:56

I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyers closed several times.

Pretty good.

A lot easier with my mechanical keyboard, I have to say.
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Fanael » 25 Mar 2013 10:01

II shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes closed several times.
I shall somulate typing out this clause with my eyes clsoed severeal times.
I shall simulate typing out this lcuase with my eyes closed several times.
I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes clsoed several times.

I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes open severak tiunmes.
I sdhall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes open sereval times.
I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes open several times.
I shall simulate typing out this clause with my eyes open sereval times.

Moral of the story: I can't spell "several" with my eyes open.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Testyal » 25 Mar 2013 10:19

Who wants a typing race?

Come here if you do.
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=trtestyal1
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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by rickardspaghetti » 25 Mar 2013 10:20

I've regained full access to my Steam account now. The hacker problem appears to have been solved. Today is a good day.
そうだ。死んでいる人も勃起することが出来る。
俺はその証だ。
Spoiler:
Ǧ Š Ȟ Ž Č

ǧ š ŋ ȟ ž č
:swe: [:D] :vgtl: [:D] :eng: [:)] :ita: [:|] :lkt: [:'(]

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Ean » 25 Mar 2013 11:31

Next challenge: with closed eyes and toes.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Ossicone » 25 Mar 2013 11:37

I don't think its a secret that I am a terrible typist.

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Re: Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

Post by Testyal » 25 Mar 2013 12:21

At my best I can hit about 85wpm, which isn't bad, but not brilliant either.
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