Conversation Thread of the 3rd SPAM!

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Post by Shrdlu » 26 Mar 2013 21:01

Chagen wrote:[...]I had HALF of one at 7:30. It's nearly 15'o clock and I'm still lying bed with immense cramps and nausea. Jesus, what was IN that fucking taco....
Gastroenteritis.
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Post by Ean » 27 Mar 2013 11:32

... pain tacos ftw.

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Post by Lambuzhao » 27 Mar 2013 12:43

Shrdlu wrote:
Chagen wrote:[...]I had HALF of one at 7:30. It's nearly 15'o clock and I'm still lying bed with immense cramps and nausea. Jesus, what was IN that fucking taco....
Gastroenteritis.
Dirt?
Eye of newt?
Trichinosis?
Live piranhas?
Salmonella?
The kitchen sink?
An ALIEN chestburster?
Hepatitis C?
Mongolian Sandworms?
Weapons-grade plutonium?
The zombie-making virus from Zombieland?
Flying Monkey crap?

Y'know, the usual suspects.
2-4 wrote: Dead pigs that were found floating in some Chinese river a week ago?
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Or this...
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/u ... 6952_c.jpg
Anyone for sloth enchiladas???

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Post by Testyal » 27 Mar 2013 15:47

School has ended for Easter.

Nice.
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Post by Thakowsaizmu » 27 Mar 2013 16:20

Who'd've thunk that a Literature degree would require so much reading?

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Post by Lambuzhao » 27 Mar 2013 16:39

Friggin yeah, Dudette!
Who'd've thunk it?

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Post by cybrxkhan » 27 Mar 2013 17:16

Thakowsaizmu wrote:Who'd've thunk that a Literature degree would require so much reading?
My dad.

It's why he said I should never double major with English. I took his advice.
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Post by Omzinesý » 27 Mar 2013 20:27

I got a spam from "Muammar Gaddafi's wife."

I really wonder if somebody thinks I will answer, or if this is anti-islamic propaganda.

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Greetings,

 I am Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi the wife of the late Libyan Leader Colonel
 Muammar Gaddafi. Following the recent rebellion in my country and the
 brutal death of my husband on the 20 Oct 2011, I have been thrown into a
 state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness. I have been
 subjected to psychological torture here in Algeria where I am currently taking
 refuge.

As a traumatized widow that has already lost three sons, I have lost
 confidence in everybody both here in Algeria and back home in Libya where
 the people that pretended to be loyal to my husband have now abandoned us.
 You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the recovery
 of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different firms
 abroad, some companies willingly gave up their secrets, disclosing our
 monetary transactions with them for robust reward from the new Libyan
 government. In fact, a lot of money has been discovered and confiscated
 from my family, these were in cash deposited with different banks across
 the world, all these happened because we were sold out to the new Libyan
 government by the people that we had confidence in.

The new Libyan government is saying that my husband misappropriated Libyan
 funds, this is a pure political propaganda to rubbish my family image. My
 husband alleviated poverty and improved the living standard of over 80%
 Libyans. Including the imposition of agriculture and pipe-borne water
 supply all through the desert areas of Libya, despite all these, my late
 husband's enemies in the new Libyan government are not relenting in their
 efforts to hunt and run down all the members of my family.

 There is a certain amount of money kept securely by my late husband in
 Europe in my name and I am the only person that is privy to the location. I
 am writing to you out of desperation. I want you to assist me in moving
 this money out of its present location to anywhere you deem save for a
 percentage.

 I will give you more information as to this regard as soon as you reply. I
 repose great confidence in you hence my approach to you through email. Due
 to the security network placed on the affairs of my family, email has been
 my only means of communication and I cannot afford to do anything on my
 own, so, I decided to contact someone who is not in any way connected to my
 family.

 I will appreciate your timely and favourable response.

 Best Regards

 Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi

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Post by Shrdlu » 27 Mar 2013 21:15

Ask over at 419eaters, see if they can do anything. WE are a conlanging forum.
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Post by Omzinesý » 27 Mar 2013 21:18

Shrdlu wrote:Ask over at 419eaters, see if they can do anything. WE are a conlanging forum.
I'm not asking anything. I just found it funny.

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Post by thetha » 27 Mar 2013 23:21

I saw The Cave of the Yellow Dog today at school (It's International Week). It's the first time I've ever heard any lengthy amount of Mongolian, and I have to say, it is a beautiful language!

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Post by MrKrov » 28 Mar 2013 19:01

I watched an international movie within the last 18 hours. It featured a giant rapist cave slug.


(Surprise! It was Australian.)

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Post by cybrxkhan » 28 Mar 2013 20:00

MrKrov wrote:I watched an international movie within the last 18 hours. It featured a giant rapist cave slug.


(Surprise! It was Australian.)

Was it made by a Japanese-Australian? :mrgreen:


Or just an Australian. :(
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Post by MrKrov » 28 Mar 2013 20:27

The latter. [:(] [:(] You can tell because the cotton short-shorts were apparently made of steel for the second victim.

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Post by Micamo » 28 Mar 2013 21:00

Saw Oz the Great and Powerful today.

To be honest, I thought it was pretty lame.
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Post by Aszev » 28 Mar 2013 22:27

Theta wrote:I saw The Cave of the Yellow Dog today at school (It's International Week). It's the first time I've ever heard any lengthy amount of Mongolian, and I have to say, it is a beautiful language!
I can recommend the movie Mongol if you want more of it. Really nice movie.
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Post by cybrxkhan » 28 Mar 2013 22:35

Mongols are cool. Eat your vegetables and you can be strong like Genghis Khan and have 8% of the world be your descendants!
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Post by rickardspaghetti » 28 Mar 2013 22:36

Micamo wrote:Saw Oz the Great and Powerful today.

To be honest, I thought it was pretty lame.
That was kinda disappointing to hear, because I like both James Franco and Mila Kunis. [:S]
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Post by Ceresz » 28 Mar 2013 23:02

I enjoyed it, but then again I didn't expect anything revolutionary.

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Post by Thakowsaizmu » 29 Mar 2013 06:47

Lambuzhao wrote:Friggin yeah, Dudette!
Who'd've thunk it?

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No time for conlanging [D;]

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