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Re: Swear words!

Post by Plusquamperfekt » 23 Feb 2015 20:59

Three very offensive ways to say "I don't need my teeth anymore and I would like you to break them all." in Miwonša :mrgreen:
(Don't read the spoilers if you are easily offended. You have been warned. [:P] )

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(1) Maškiman khočni nanžiwšai wa krišmai matiwšak!
Translation: I am going to
Spoiler:
rape
your
Spoiler:
sister
on the
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grave
of your
Spoiler:
mother
.

(2) Yežisjanšli pjunsiwa matiwšai lhoro kwasjan cunšlanti wa špjanšpi!
Translation: In order to make your
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mother
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pregnant
one just needs to
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cum
into a
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garbage container
.

(3) Maškiman khašči wa krišmai matiwša kručanšak!
Translation: I am going to
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shit
on the
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grave
of your
Spoiler:
whore mother
.

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Re: Swear words!

Post by Prinsessa » 24 Feb 2015 13:56

Ossicone wrote:It's lucky number 13 I believe. [;)]
Hey, don't be so conformist conservative! Thirteen is my favourite number. :'c

Also, people have got to stop wasting pretty syllables on swears in conlangs and natlangs! Spanish 'mierda' is really euphonic. It can't possibly sound like a harsh swear word to my ears. :( Or 'astan' above. Even 'satan' is pretty pretty, sound-wise (no surprise it looks very similar to 'astan' I suppose).

You've gotta make your swears uglier. :'c

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Re: Swear words!

Post by Corphishy » 24 Feb 2015 21:06

A cool synonym in Saipačn is ňür /ɲyr/ which means monster, also means asshole/douchebag
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Re: Swear words!

Post by mbrsart » 25 Feb 2015 00:34

Whenever the topic comes up, I think of the Merovingian in The Matrix Reloaded.

"I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."
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Re: Swear words!

Post by Curlyjimsam » 25 Feb 2015 15:56

I only have one at the moment, I think. tlog (a shortening of the more polite term atlog or watlog, from Early Takan atlok "Atlian", which also yields modern Greater Atlian allo) is an offensive term used in Viksen for a person from Atlia.
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Re: Swear words!

Post by Dormouse559 » 25 Feb 2015 16:02

mbrsart wrote:"It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."
He must have meant like in this video. [>:)] Silky smooth.

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Re: Swear words!

Post by Jonnyboi17 » 25 Feb 2015 22:56

Dormouse559 wrote:
mbrsart wrote:"It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."
He must have meant like in this video. [>:)] Silky smooth.
YES!!! I WATCHED THE VIDEO AND UNDERSTOOD SOME OF THE CURSE WORDS!!!!! by ex-brother-in-law was French Canadian and he would always say the Tabanac thingy and the Coleis thingy (I don't know how to spell it!)
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Re: Swear words!

Post by Dormouse559 » 26 Feb 2015 00:12

Jonnyboi17 wrote:YES!!! I WATCHED THE VIDEO AND UNDERSTOOD SOME OF THE CURSE WORDS!!!!!
Woo! Good job. [:)]

Here's a transcription:
Jocelyn, la marionnette qui sacre, wrote:Ah ben ostie. Ostie de tabarnak de câlisse. Estie de saint ciboire. Estie de crisse d'estie de tabarnak de câlisse d'estie chu brûlé mal dans le cul. Mal à tête. Ostie de câlisse de tabarnak de crisse d'ostie vie de chien. Ostie que chu tanné. Ostie que chu tanné, tabarnak!
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Post by Egerius » 04 May 2015 19:39

Some Buonavallese profanity.
lu putanu < PVTÁNVS - bastard
putanu sene lo cabo - idiot/asshole literally 'headless bastard' - probably an ancient colloquial way of implying incest.
cabossemu < CAPUT SÉMIS (regularised), fool, idiot, dumb person (literally: half-head)
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Re: Swear words!

Post by Larryrl » 31 Aug 2015 04:44

In Easy Speak if you say get out of here, it means f*ck off. [:D]
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